A Coloring Book for People Who Regret Their Life Choices Every Winter
Winter is supposed to be magical.
Quiet snowfall. Cozy vibes. Fresh starts.
And yet somehow it’s dark at 4 p.m., your face hurts, everything is wet for no reason, and every minor inconvenience feels like the final straw.
So we made a coloring book about that.
Introducing: Why Do I Live Here – Winter Edition
A coloring book for people who have googled “average sunlight hours elsewhere” at least once this season.
This book exists for the long, cold months when leaving the house feels torturous, the sun has clearly relocated south, and you’re forced to question every decision that led you to live somewhere with “character-building winters.”
It’s not about fixing winter.
It’s about surviving it — sarcastically.
What’s inside?
This book contains:
- Seasonal despair
- Weather-based regret
- Passive-aggressive thoughts about where you live
- Disturbingly accurate depictions of winter survival
You’ll color scenes featuring:
- Short days and long misery
- Aggressive layering that somehow still isn’t enough
- Lost gloves, icy sidewalks, and emotional support lamps
- That exact moment you whisper, “I can’t do this again next year”
All illustrated in deceptively cute, black-and-white line art designed to absorb your frustration one marker at a time.
And because winter is quieter than it should be…
There’s a soundtrack.
Why Do I Live Here: Winter Edition comes with a companion coloring soundtrack:
🎧 Frozen Feelings — available on all major streaming platforms.
This mini album was created to be played while you color, stare out the window, or sit silently questioning your geographic loyalty. It pairs perfectly with:
- Gray skies
- Lukewarm coffee
- And the crushing realization that it’s only January
Put it on while you color.
Or while you dissociate slightly.
Again — both valid winter activities.
Side effects may include:
Existential sighing, aggressive layering, resentment toward groundhogs, and mentally drafting a resignation letter to winter itself.
Hot beverages, fuzzy socks, and emotional support lamps are strongly recommended.
This book won’t make winter shorter.
But it might make it survivable.
Why Do I Live Here: Winter Edition isn’t here to convince you to love where you live.
It’s here to sit with you while you color through the season you endure.
And if nothing else, it will gently remind you:
You’re not dramatic.
Winter really is that bad (sometimes).